I’m having a time travel sale!
A what? How’s that work?
It works like this.
July 26, 2012
Hey, folks! I’ve looked at my income and expenses, and I think I have what accountants call “Um, yeah, that won’t work,” so I’ve had to raise most of my prices a bit.
You read this and think, “Aw, crap. I wish I’d known she was gonna raise her prices. I would’ve bought that yarn I wanted before the price went up.”
July 5, 2012
You just traveled in time and have knowledge of the future.*
*Not valid to influence gambling earnings or change messages left on answering machines.