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Time Travel Sale!

I’m having a time travel sale!

A what? How’s that work?

It works like this.

ZAP!

July 26, 2012

Hey, folks! I’ve looked at my income and expenses, and I think I have what accountants call “Um, yeah, that won’t work,” so I’ve had to raise most of my prices a bit.

You read this and think, “Aw, crap. I wish I’d known she was gonna raise her prices. I would’ve bought that yarn I wanted before the price went up.”

ZAP!

July 5, 2012

You just traveled in time and have knowledge of the future.*

You’re welcome.

*Not valid to influence gambling earnings or change messages left on answering machines.